Thursday, October 13, 2022

A World Where PIZZA CRUST Does Not Exist

 





PAPA JOHNS PIZZA BOWLS

CRUSTLESS PIZZAin a BOWL

Review by REVIEWBRAH

REPORT of The WEEK






REVIEWBRAH & His BLUE CALISE

"REPORT of The WEEK"

FOOD REVIEWS











"Well Here it Is"

"IT IS WAHT IT IS"

You can See The PEPPERONI. All the OIL There

Kinda Cooled in the Corner"






IT DOESNT SEMLL GOOD

I'LL SAY THAT

"I T JUST SEMELL BAD

I'll TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW"

"I'll Describe it more as an ODOR"

I IMAGINE THIS as SLOP Being POURED into a FEEDING TROUGH

YOU HAVE a BUNCH of HOGS Lining Up and they're all EATING IT"

"IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT GOOD. And it DOESN'T SMELL THat GOOD"

"LETS TRY IT OUT"

"THE ITALIAN MEAT TRIO From PAPA JOHN'S"

"GOING IN"




"PRETENDING to FEED YOU "

ALSO JUST GIVING YOU a CLOSE UP





"ITS GOT THIS GROSS SLIMINESS to IT"

EVERYTHING is SLIMEY"

"The PEPPERONI & The MEATBALLS on This are the Most Flavorful Things"

"IT'S REALLY SLIMEY, it's Really SOGGY."

"It's Got This HORRIBLY Unpleasant ODOR to IT"

"TEXTURILY TASTEWISE It's Just WRONG"

"THATS the ONLY WAY I CAN DESCRIBE IT"

"VISUALLY SPEAKING it's Not the most Pleasant thing to LOOK At"





"The SAUCE is JUST WATERY

It's SALTY

IT SMELLS BAD

"IT'S JUST GROSS"

"IT DOESN'T WORK"

IM NOT A FAN of THIS


"I LIKE PAPA JOHN'S Generally Speaking"

DON'T GET THIS

"JUST GET a PIZZA"

"OUT of 10 I'm Giving this a 3 Out of 10"






"MY DISAPPOINTMENT is IMMEASURABLE"

And My DAY is RUINED" !!!

REVIEWBRAH











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